It started with a photo of a rock star wearing a scarf, and through a prime example of internet thread drift, became a debate about the rights of homophobes to feel comfortable and safe online, in their fantasies, and in the real world.
A photo of Till Lindemann (Rammstein’s front man) was posted on a fan forum, eliciting the usual fan girl squee and dissection. A couple of people (one of whom is the creator of the forum) complained that his scarf looked “gay”, which led a couple of other people to say, so what? A few days went by, and several pictures of Till at a party with young ladies surfaced, which prompted the first scarf critic to breathe a sigh of relief that he was looking at a female, and that the “gay issue” made her uncomfortable. At which point I helpfully pointed out that the word she was looking for is “homophobia”.
And then the battle began. And it went on, and on, and on.
What I have learned from the Great Scarf War: Most women are terrible drivers. Gay rights are “flavour of the month”. It’s really too bad those gays have taken over rainbows. I am a cupcake, an avenging angel, and a member of 'the “politically correctness” police'. Not all Sicilians are members of the Mafia. A gay celebrity is not as much fun for fangirls to fantasize about as a straight celebrity. Immigration law in Arizona is a good thing. Darn those Muslims. No one likes an eye-rolling emoticon. Dancing and thrusting your pelvis in a gay pride parade is a no no. Dancing and thrusting your pelvis in a Mardi Gras parade is ok. Dancing and thrusting your pelvis at Madison Square Garden is made of WIN.