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Rammstein, Freaks and Fire

Rammstein is on the road again, and they've got a new video that starts out sugar sweet but descends into darkness and mayhem. Wanton women, fire eaters, acrobats and jokers are the usual suspects, but frontman Till Lindemann takes it all one inevitable step further with his tonsorial homage to Simon "Schlitzie" Metz.

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Separated at Birth: Joey Heatherton and Kate Gosselin

Fert-litter producer Kate Gosselin's ghastly hairstyle is finally explained...but Joey did it better.

Separated at Birth: Cupcake Dog and Nico

 

The Cupcake Dog video is making the rounds. Sure, it's funny, but it made me sad, because those eyes...I've seen those eyes before.

Separated at Birth: A Very Old French Bulldog and a Plastic Bag

My pal Mish sent me the photo on the right and said: "Boris astral projected....and came to say hi to me in the form of a plastic bag sitting on my workbench."

Separated at Birth: Téa Leoni and Clay Aiken

One is married to someone with obsessive fans, one has obsessive fans; both have entirely too much information about their sex lives splashed across the internet.

Separated at Birth: Antique Taxidermy Monkey and Electric Six Video Lady

Oh, what? You don't see it?

Separated at Birth: Stella McCartney and Ricky Gervais

The World's Worst Stepdaughter and Ricky Gervais

Separated at Birth: Wendy O. Williams and Victoria Beckham

Posh is turning into the Plasmatics' Wendy O. Williams!

Separated at Birth: Heather Mills McCartney and Iggy Pop

With many, many apologies to Mr. Pop.

Separated at Birth: Jared Leto and a Meerkat