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Separated at Birth: Joey Heatherton and Kate Gosselin

Fert-litter producer Kate Gosselin's ghastly hairstyle is finally explained...but Joey did it better.

Separated at Birth: Cupcake Dog and Nico

 

The Cupcake Dog video is making the rounds. Sure, it's funny, but it made me sad, because those eyes...I've seen those eyes before.

Separated at Birth: A Very Old French Bulldog and a Plastic Bag

My pal Mish sent me the photo on the right and said: "Boris astral projected....and came to say hi to me in the form of a plastic bag sitting on my workbench."

Separated at Birth: Téa Leoni and Clay Aiken

One is married to someone with obsessive fans, one has obsessive fans; both have entirely too much information about their sex lives splashed across the internet.

Separated at Birth: Antique Taxidermy Monkey and Electric Six Video Lady

Oh, what? You don't see it?

Separated at Birth: Stella McCartney and Ricky Gervais

The World's Worst Stepdaughter and Ricky Gervais

Separated at Birth: Wendy O. Williams and Victoria Beckham

Posh is turning into the Plasmatics' Wendy O. Williams!

Separated at Birth: Heather Mills McCartney and Iggy Pop

With many, many apologies to Mr. Pop.

Separated at Birth: Jared Leto and a Meerkat

Separated at Birth: Mel Gibson and Saddam Hussein

I swear I did this before I saw other Mel 'n Saddam pix out there; with Mel's antics last Friday he's back in the news, more nutty than ever. I wonder if Saddam ever called a lady cop "sugar tits"?