You are something to a-door!
I had no idea that weird vintage valentines are so popular; apparently not everyone buys into the sugar overload of commercial Valentine's Day. As of 7:41 PM Mountain Time (Feb 14, 2007) there have been almost 40,000 hits on this collection of valentines...and that's just today.
I've been thinking I should collect these things together and do a book; but what to call it? "100 Worst Valentines of All Time"? "Vintage Vinegar: Valentines for the rest of us"? Or merely "Instead of Roses"?