Here's something the kids of today miss out on. That's right, li'l Dylan and Hunter, when your grandmommy and granddaddy were your age, guns were FUN! Instead of getting kicked out of school for bringing in water pistols or pop guns, young 'uns actually traded mass produced valentines like this one. And they all got Daisy Red Ryder BB guns for Christmas, too!
And that, dear children, is why so many grandmommies and granddaddies have only one eye.