Honey Badger takes what it wants...and I want you for my Valentine!
Well, I had to do it. The Honey Badger love was too much to resist. Here is more:
Original Honey Badger video with narration by Randall
Honey Badger cake
Honey Badger talking toy
Honey Badger etched glasses
A bloody butcher is just what you want to see in your valentine mail box...isn't it?
Freshly minted offering from the Agnostic-Phibes Rhythm & Blood Conspiracy! Backwoods spookiness meets uptown stompin'...
More from the Kunstkammer.
It's that time of year again, and I'm dusting off my Weird Vintage Valentine collection, just for you!
Here's a weiner cutting an enormous stick of baloney; disturbing yet subtle.
And here is more Valentine Meat.
For Christmas I was thrilled to receive a Dr. Girlfriend action figure. For a moment I thought of keeping her mint in package but...I will not be ruled by the Tyranny of Nerds, and I tore her out of her bubble.
Here she is dancing under the Christmas tree with a Martian Spy Girl. They're not really to scale, but they make a great couple, don't you think?
Merry ChrrrrRRRAAAAARRRRGH!!
