So, my man, Ian-Lee Lucero (of I.L.L. Productions), and I had the dubious honor of dog-sitting Kipling's old dog Boris for the last week. This dog is, ummm, well, hmmm, how do I put it... he's special. I won't be too mean here as I know Kipling loves her little doggy and I do feel a bit sorry for him as he's a grumpy physical mess, and I know how it is to love a gross little old beast that others may find repellent. However. This guy was not happy to be left with me. It was an interesting few days of learning how to avoid being attacked by him while at the same time preventing him from dragging his stinky anal glands all over every non-washable item in my apartment. Then there were the out-of-nowhere, middle of the night, satanic, blood curdling, pterodactyl/rooster screams that emanated from this furry troll.
At least he wasn't attacking me continuously, as he passed some of the time practicing unique and charming stress relief techniques. Fortunately Ian, being a professional videographer, had his trusty dvx here to capture the magic for you. And while suffering shortcomings in certain other areas of life, I must say that Boris Von Wankenstein is a true adult film professional, performing wonderfully under the pressure of an audience, lights & camera- even encouraged by such things.
This might go well with a glass of wine, and perhaps a cigarette to finish. Enjoy.
*As well as being a dog-pornographer, Ian has other talents. Learn about them here:
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