Dinner parties hosted in the Andromeda Galaxy are very different than those on Earth. If you are invited to an Andromedian dinner party, be prepared to mingle with garrulous silverware and rambunctious kitchen utensils.
You might find yourself seated next to a Fork. Forks like to come across as very alluring and seductive, but make no mistake, their only interest is to divert your attention so they may steal the roasted aspargus off your plate while whispering sweet nothings in your ear.
You might also find yourself seated next to a Spoon. Spoons are a bit aloof, but if you indulge them with the gossip of the day, you can be assured of an engaging conversation.
Knives show up occasionally, but never linger too long at the dinner table. Since they are amphibious creatures, Knives prefer to confine themselves to the backyard pool and often spike the pool water with large quantities of Cosmic Vodka. They often become loud, rowdy and ribald as the night wears on, and will attempt to grope any Spoon that comes near them.