Goatse Cyclops Kitten

Tom had a dream about a goatse cyclops kitten.
Sometimes dreams come true.

Medium: sharpie on fat wife

Comments

[Sushi McQueen]

ha!! Sharpie on fat wife.
You ain't fat and sharpies ain't even sharp.

[kirsten]

My brain assplode.

[Kipling]

I'm totally jealous. Tom has dreams about meme mashups, and I have dreams that I have to take all three of my ginormous storage containers [currently in a warehouse somewhere near SeaTac], unpack every box, and inventory every. single. item. to complete the paperwork in order to import it all to Canada.
Jesus Pete.

[Miss Cellania]

OK, mix the cutest, most compelling internet icon with the most disgusting. Somewhere, someone is gonna get the tattoo. (not me)

[Fat Wife]

Well, if they do get a tattoo I want to see it! (I'm too wimpy to have any tats myself. Horrible fear of needles)

[Beans]

Hee Hee!
Okay, you mention the dream, but where did the cute tummy come into it?

[Fat Wife]

Well, he made a lovely cheese omelette, see, and I was rubbing my tummy after eating it, and demanding that he draw me a goatse cyclops kitten at the same time...and I guess inspiration struck.

[Bob]

Hey, I just saw this on Boing, Boing! At least I think I did. I've been smoking peyote all morning. The belly art is the funniest thing I saw all day; second funniest is the commencement speech given by Stephen Colbert. Check it out, yo.

http://www.knox.edu.nyud.net:8090/x12547.xml

[Wee-Bone Talker]

June is also Torture Awareness Month. Or as it's called in America, A Few Rotten Apples Hazing Hijinks Awareness Month.

Celebrate good times.

[Bi-Coastal Bessie]

Hey now Canuck boy, you can't slam ALL of America!
Just, you know, the states that don't border on an ocean. And no, the Gulf of Mexico does not count as ocean for "States that are exempt" status.

[Wee-Bone Talker]

When I say "America", I mean Peru and Chile and them places. It's just my crazy Canadian uneducatednessism.

(And as further proof: my late realization that I have posted in the wrong thread. Hnyuk-Nyuk.)

[Non Sequitur Sally]

Genius!

[Goatse]

Excellent Goatse Cyclops Kitten - a definite first. Seems like a perfect candidate for submission to goatsesighting.com.

[goatsesighting]

Thanks for the goatsesighting post! We're truly inspired by this submission. The goatse force is strong in you...

[Kipling]

The goatse force is strong in us...thank you. I think. Should I be flattered or scared?
Here is MY fave goatse: http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/star_jones_/index.html

[Kamala]

This is magical. HOW did I miss this????