Here is "Snakes on a Bane".
Bane of My Existence is a category on Sinner Rod Filbrandt's blog Chowderhead Bazoo. I'm still waiting for him to do one about Stupid Low Rise Pants (SLRPs for short), but maybe I'm the only one here freaking out about SLRPs, muffin tops and whale tails. Ok, I can own that.
In the meantime, here are snakes Bubble and Squeak on my favorite bane.