We made our annual pilgrimage to the Royal Tyrrell Museum the other day; a girl was menaced and we were nearly eaten by an centrosaurus Albertosaurus skeleton. Fortunately my ninja head crushing skills were enough to save us all.
More headcrushing:
I crush your head...cassowary!
I crush your head...zebra!
I crush your head...mountain goat!
I crush your head...sparrow!
I crush your head...lemur!
I crush your head...giraffe!