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Rotting Flesh, Gaping Wounds Dress

A dress that is saying something that is perhaps unintentional. You can buy it here.

Something I can't have

Looking at the Mod Cloth site, with all sorts of beautiful things I can't wear due to Too Small or Itch Factor, and I found this amazing dress. Which is the wrong shape, too expensive, and out of stock.
This part of the design looks like legs in a bowl but I saw it as rabbits in a pod, so I'm sticking with that.

Post-it note, acrylic, ink, Let's Be Surrealistic Dress by La Casita De Wendy

COOL KILLER

The other day I took a coffee break and wandered across the street to my favorite hippy clothing store where I found these crazy pants. With Frankenstein on the hip. And they actually fit. I bought 'em---first time I've bought shorts in at least a decade.

And then I came home and looked up the brand, because that's how I roll. And I discovered these are skateboard hipster street fashion kid pants, made in Thailand. And I laughed in an evil way, because as a short, fat old lady, I ruin the cool of hip brands just by showing up. And I LOVE that.

Minute Mirth Cargo Pants

Bat Skirt

I'm loving this skirt, but I'm not loving the shipping cost to Canada, which is almost as much as the skirt. Too bad, because it's awesome! And they even come in 'those who eat carbs' sizes.

Here are more cool things from IDILVICE.

The second best backpack in the world

This, of course, is the best one. But it's no longer available.

Still, this latex bat is pretty sweet. And only $89 Euros (which sounds good, anyway) from Cult Appeal, Germany.

Finally. Facebook has started showing me ads for products I'm actually interested in. And it only took 'em 4 years. Good job, advertising hacks!

One Saturday on 17th

Seen in the window of Rubaiyat.

The Gods of Shopping Do Not Smile Upon Me This Day

For I am a size 6 in Docs, and my dream boots are up for auction at size 10.

"Rare Dr Martens 'The Stranglers' England Made Air Wair Size 10 Original Bounce

'The Stranglers' symbol embossed, only 100 made!

Superb boots, never been worn or so much as laced up!"

Well, eventually anything you could possibly want shows up on ebay, and it only took 3 years for these to show up. I figure I'll be looking cute in those rat boots by 2019.

Honey Badger Rocks Glasses

There's a lot of honey badger merchandise out there, from cakes to shirts to a talking doll voiced by Randall himself. These sleek etched glasses on Etsy are cool whether you've seen the video or not. Kudos, BreadandBadger!

A little something for Kitty

Found this charming knit toy (tagged crochet! plush! weird! weiner!) on Etsy and you can just tell this person is cruising for a Regretsy.

Mammoth for Christmas!

On ebay, of course.

For only $28,500 you can thrill the mammoth lover on your Christmas list with this full size replica of a fuzzy proto-elephant. What are you waiting for?