Alberta is a place with some major pest problems. Sure, they're awfully proud of that whole "province without rats" thing, but there are worse things than rats.
Like airport dinosaurs.
Or monsters in the snow.
Or the trash-can destroying triceratops
Or mammoths in the light rail stations.
Or giant lizards menacing rest stops.
Or entire towns overrun by the dinosaur blight.
Although it all pales in comparison to that bit of unpleasantness that occurs here every year in July.
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