Honey Badger takes what it wants...and I want you for my Valentine!
Well, I had to do it. The Honey Badger love was too much to resist. Here is more:
Original Honey Badger video with narration by Randall
Honey Badger cake
Honey Badger talking toy
Honey Badger etched glasses
And more arty valentines live here.
Randall's Talking Honey Badger Doll (limited numbered edition) Pre-order now!
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Honey badger just takes what it wants
Originally uploaded by pageofbats
There's always a new and shiny toy in the internet sandbox, but how we play with the toy reflects on our creativity and sometimes, our basic decency.
At right: a lovely little illustration of a honey badger by the bird machine. "honey badger don't care"; words made famous by a mysterious man named Randall, who narrates over National Geographic footage in his own unique and hilarious style.
At wrong: Charlie Sheen is a trainwreck, and this guy saw an opportunity to make a buck and get his name in a lot of papers...and television. He says, "I'm in branding. I'm in advertising. I just wanted to see how you can send something viral without spending any money."
A sweet piece of art inspired by a silly voiceover of a nature show, and an opportunistic parasite who is getting his 15 minutes of fame out of someone's else's crazy. I'm pretty sure the wrong one will be the "winner", but hope springs eternal. "Winner" may end up being the Charlie Sheen definition.
Goatse Unicorn. That's right, I went there.
So I'm sitting here doodling ideas to submit to Threadless, a most excellent online teeshirt emporium, and this image appeared on the paper before me. When I'm not drawing horrible things I do enjoy a spot of embroidery, so this is a design for a lovely patch or pillowcase; I'd send a much slicker Photoshop drawing to the tee shirt guys. I'm trying to figure out how to draw the Lindsay Lookoutbelowhan bald beaver that way as well. I seem to be on a roll with the gross-out stuff this week.
PS. To the other Sinners: THIS is what happens when you guys don't send in something to post. Just sayin'.
Photo taken yesterday; note dilapidated building at the end of the block. The York Beach Cinema has been a going concern for years. This is the last summer it will exist...snakes on a memory.
Yep. I'm going to hell for this.
I couldn't resist...Snakes on a Plane opens August 18, so just a few more snakes, people. Just a few more snakes.
Here is "Snakes on a Bane".
Bane of My Existence is a category on Sinner Rod Filbrandt's blog Chowderhead Bazoo. I'm still waiting for him to do one about Stupid Low Rise Pants (SLRPs for short), but maybe I'm the only one here freaking out about SLRPs, muffin tops and whale tails. Ok, I can own that.
In the meantime, here are snakes Bubble and Squeak on my favorite bane.