Art Basel Miami Beach, "the most prestigious art show in the world", (is that if you don't count the original in Switzerland...?) is the largest annual U.S. contemporary-art fair, with 250 exhibitors from 33 countries showcasing more than 2,000 artists and 46,000 attendees. Booth rentals for big name galleries can run $100,000. It's a never ending orgi of art, art art, art parties, fancy people watching, great art deco architecture, beach time, and more art. I went a couple years ago, the year that Pamela Anderson showed up to an opening night party in her panties, and I'm going again this year, sent on a mission along with Ian Lucero of Block My Eye Films, to document the madness.