Something for the person who has everything, now on ebay:
These are the by-product of my taxidermied Mole Front ends ( see my other listings)
Each Jar contains Four rear ends of moles that have been treated and stuffed professionally.
They are not to be sniffed at, taken out or fiddled with They are for display purposes only.
They don't smell as sweet as Moleasses.
Where does it come from? What does it mean? It's like a scavenger hunt for art, and maybe I'm the only one playing.
Here's more Calgary Telephone Pole Art.
Here is a site where you plug in a word and a very snooty man will say it for you. It's great for the correct pronunciation of words like "dour" which no one ever actually says, but it took all of 3 minutes before I regressed and started plugging in other words just for the sheer joy of hearing this guy say "doodoo" in his world weary way. And yes. He will swear for you. Because I had to go there.
Post-it note, pen, highlighter, sharpie, childish giggling
None of us are really into sports, so it wasn't as bad as it looked. If he'd destroyed a Dracula action figure though, it would have been Very Bad Indeed.
More Dog Shaming here.