The Seven Deadly Sinners

Vintage Valentine: The Smilin' Skull

You Bonehead. I'll fade away to a Skeleton unless I can be your Valentine

 

More Halloween themed Valentines, and a few Skeletons and Skulls.

Devil Clown Valentine

I've played a Joke on you my Valentine
Perhaps it involves the hole in my right pocket. And perhaps it doesn't.

 

More Terrifying Clown Valentines.

Van Gogh Valentine

Ear's hoping you'll be mine!

My sequel to last year's Take Another Pizza My Heart...

And here are a few more with similar sentiments...

 

Rat Trap Valentine

And the motherlode of weird old valentines (and some weird new ones) lives here.

Hockey Valentine (and other sports)

There's an amazing round-up of sports valentine images over at Uni-Watch.

I bought this one because it features work by one of my favorite forgotten vintage valentine artists, not because I live in Canada now and actually...care about hockey.

Pig's Knuckles Vintage Valentine

Meat my Valentine!
Pig's knuckles, dear, and sauerkraut
from this time on are strictly "out" --
For since the day that I met you,
I find I'm fond of chicken, too.

Honey Badger Valentine

Honey Badger takes what it wants...and I want you for my Valentine!

Well, I had to do it. The Honey Badger love was too much to resist. Here is more:

Original Honey Badger video with narration by Randall

Honey Badger cake

Honey Badger talking toy

Honey Badger etched glasses

 

And more arty valentines live here.

Vintage Valentine: Red Right Hand

A bloody butcher is just what you want to see in your valentine mail box...isn't it?

 

Cancer 'n Diabetes Valentine

Mmm. Smoking and candy!

And here is another vintage Smoking Valentine.

And another!

Vintage Valentine: Willing Slave

More Valentines: WTF