This is Kipling. She likes to rant and rave about all kinds of things. Ill-behaved kids bother her. People eating apples and carrots in quiet offices bother her. She has all sorts of pet peeves and Erin always likes to bring them up just to see what Kipling will do. "Hey Kip, look at that sticky kid throwing a tantrum while his dumb dad just stands there!" Then Erin just sits back and enjoys the show. Someone once called Kipling "Miss Grumpypants" and that did not make Kipling very happy.
This is Kamala. She describes her style as a cross between "hippy dippy" and "prim and proper old lady". Kamala keeps a whoopie cushion in her car, enjoys taking odd photos of her dog, and is an eccentric forest nymph who enjoys free wine at gallery openings. Kamala's apartment looks like a cross between the Museum of Natural History and Archie McPhee.
This is Erin. Her hair is always a mess and her clothes are ragged, but her makeup is always perfect and she knows how to accessorize. She likes to put on dark glasses, walk around San Francisco, and watch the madness unfold. She likes weird and esoteric things and enjoys giggling. She is currently designing her art studio so that it resembles a coral reef.
Design your friends as South Park characters!
Aw, man. I have to admit you got me. Except for my most excellent widow's peak. Good job, Erin! You and Kamala are spot on.
PS. Calling me "Miss Grumpypants" isn't the best way to get me to donate to your art auction. I'm just sayin'.
PPS. I heard an evil rumor that some kid is working on a comic book called "Stuff Kip Hates". Said kid is smart enough to hold off the "publishing" of said comic book until April 12, a.k.a. "the day after his birthday".
Posted by: Kipling | March 15, 2006 at 06:52 PM
Wow, it's really scary what an accurate portrait of me Erin can concoct using a 'make your own south park character' website. It's official, she IS a genious! If they only had a whoopie cushion as one of the add-on accessories...
Posted by: Kamala | March 15, 2006 at 07:16 PM
Do you guys walk around with a pallette and brush all the time too? And why is Kip in Heaven?
Posted by: Wee-Bone Talker | March 16, 2006 at 11:31 AM
I'm pretty sure she was goin' for irony because "Seventh Level of Hell" wasn't an option.
Posted by: Cyclops Kitten Natividad | March 16, 2006 at 01:07 PM
man, kamala, that really does look like you! right down to your keyhole-shaped-mouth, and the "is that victorian frill, or a white goatee" medley!
Posted by: jenny zee | March 28, 2006 at 09:36 AM