This is Kipling. She likes to rant and rave about all kinds of things. Ill-behaved kids bother her. People eating apples and carrots in quiet offices bother her. She has all sorts of pet peeves and Erin always likes to bring them up just to see what Kipling will do. "Hey Kip, look at that sticky kid throwing a tantrum while his dumb dad just stands there!" Then Erin just sits back and enjoys the show. Someone once called Kipling "Miss Grumpypants" and that did not make Kipling very happy.
This is Kamala. She describes her style as a cross between "hippy dippy" and "prim and proper old lady". Kamala keeps a whoopie cushion in her car, enjoys taking odd photos of her dog, and is an eccentric forest nymph who enjoys free wine at gallery openings. Kamala's apartment looks like a cross between the Museum of Natural History and Archie McPhee.
This is Erin. Her hair is always a mess and her clothes are ragged, but her makeup is always perfect and she knows how to accessorize. She likes to put on dark glasses, walk around San Francisco, and watch the madness unfold. She likes weird and esoteric things and enjoys giggling. She is currently designing her art studio so that it resembles a coral reef.
Design your friends as South Park characters!